(From The Smoking Gun) A man has been arrested for a lap dance heist, police report. According to a criminal complaint, John Elberson, 39, unlawfully obtained “the property of another, to wit: lap dances, of the value of $160.” Florida cops charge that the lap dances were “the property of Reign Ladies and Gents,” a Clearwater establishment that promises visitors “an atmosphere of opulence and grandeur” and where “every corner of our venue radiates an air of exclusivity.”
FULL STORY: https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/florida-man-lap-dance-heist-690543
